Powerball Out

This evening on my drive home from work, I had plenty of time to think - actually, I had too much time to think thanks to my 60 mile round trip commute.  Anyway, as I was saying, I had some idle time while dodging crazy drivers on I-77 in Charlotte to process stuff.  Now typically, my thoughts center around getting home and making beats in my studio or editing pictures from a shoot, but today was different.  Today was something more.

The Real Iron Man 3 Review

What in the heizy?

Okay, so if you are true fans of all things Steve and J TV, you already know this was one of the major movies on our must-see list this summer.  In fact, my brain doesn't even begin to acknowledge summer blockbusters until there is at least one major superhero movie added to the list of summer releases.  Yes, Fast and Furious 6 has me jumping with anticipation, but nothing about The Rock or Michelle Rodriguez gets me fired up like a good DC Comics or Marvel Film.  That said, I can't believe the shame I saw this weekend.  And somebody had the nerve to call it Iron Man 3.  Steve said it best in his spoof review, "The movie is titled 'Iron Man 3' not The Chronicles of Tony Stark..."

Spoof Reivew: Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3 kicked off the Summer 2013 Blockbuster Season with a wimper. But nobody tell J the bad news yet because he's probably sitting in the theater right now oblivious to the ensuing shenanigans that is Iron Man 3. Marvel really let me down even though the flick was a for sure crowd pleaser but me and J aren't apart of the crowd - we're diehard Fan Boys. #Pause.

But let me just say this: The movie is titled "Iron Man 3" NOT "The Chronicles of Tony Stark" so put on the gotdamn suit!

And I won't even touch the plot train wreck surrounding The Mandarin.

We got hosed, Tommy, we got hosed.

This debacle puts even more pressure on Man of Steel which is trying to recover from Superman Returns but if all else fails there is Pacific Rim...

Steve

Disclaimer: I am an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.