Monday, May 20, 2013

Miguel's Atomic Leg Drop: The Other Side of the Story

Just in case you missed the Billboard Music Awards, it was definitely a sight to see.  On a night where J Beibs tried his best to ignore the boos, it wasn't much of a surprise to see another performer totally upstage him and set the Internet on fire.  So just in case you missed Miguel's atomic leg drop on an unsuspecting crowd filler, check the video below and enjoy my fictional commentary from her perspective:

Brunette:  Girl, this concert is so way hot.  Who would have thought we'd be right here in the middle of everything!

Husky Blonde:  I hate this #@$^ with her fine petite ass and slinky dress.  Bet I won't tell her Miguel is powering up and bout to come off the turnbuckle on her ass...

Brunette:  Girl, we should totally pick up some hot guys after this show.  They totally think we have money and don't realize we got in because I'm hot and they put all the eye candy down front at these shows.

Husky Blonde:  In 3...2... Girl, turn around and look behind us...the camera is right on you!

Stage Director:  [Into Miguel's earpiece] Man, don't pull that #@$^ again that you did in Omaha!


[lift off]

[Que sound effect]  Whackup!!!

Stage Director:  Damnit don't listen to #$%&!!!!  I give up...whats the point!  He don't listen to nobody!  I'm out [throws headset into corner].  Even Prince knows them heels don't have no grip on this damn stage!

Husky Blonde:  [Grabs Miguel and with her Kevin Hart Voice] Sssssssssssomebody had to go!

All jokes aside, I do hope this young lady is in good health.  She could have really sustained a very nasty neck or spine injury based on the three dozen slow-motion replays I've watched.  


Disclaimer: Steve is an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Powerball Out

This evening on my drive home from work, I had plenty of time to think - actually, I had too much time to think thanks to my 60 mile round trip commute.  Anyway, as I was saying, I had some idle time while dodging crazy drivers on I-77 in Charlotte to process stuff.  Now typically, my thoughts center around getting home and making beats in my studio or editing pictures from a shoot, but today was different.  Today was something more.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Real Iron Man 3 Review

What in the heizy?

Okay, so if you are true fans of all things Steve and J TV, you already know this was one of the major movies on our must-see list this summer.  In fact, my brain doesn't even begin to acknowledge summer blockbusters until there is at least one major superhero movie added to the list of summer releases.  Yes, Fast and Furious 6 has me jumping with anticipation, but nothing about The Rock or Michelle Rodriguez gets me fired up like a good DC Comics or Marvel Film.  That said, I can't believe the shame I saw this weekend.  And somebody had the nerve to call it Iron Man 3.  Steve said it best in his spoof review, "The movie is titled 'Iron Man 3' not The Chronicles of Tony Stark..."

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Spoof Reivew: Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3 kicked off the Summer 2013 Blockbuster Season with a wimper. But nobody tell J the bad news yet because he's probably sitting in the theater right now oblivious to the ensuing shenanigans that is Iron Man 3. Marvel really let me down even though the flick was a for sure crowd pleaser but me and J aren't apart of the crowd - we're diehard Fan Boys. #Pause.

But let me just say this: The movie is titled "Iron Man 3" NOT "The Chronicles of Tony Stark" so put on the gotdamn suit!

And I won't even touch the plot train wreck surrounding The Mandarin.

We got hosed, Tommy, we got hosed.

This debacle puts even more pressure on Man of Steel which is trying to recover from Superman Returns but if all else fails there is Pacific Rim...


Disclaimer: I am an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.