Spoof Reivew: Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3 kicked off the Summer 2013 Blockbuster Season with a wimper. But nobody tell J the bad news yet because he's probably sitting in the theater right now oblivious to the ensuing shenanigans that is Iron Man 3. Marvel really let me down even though the flick was a for sure crowd pleaser but me and J aren't apart of the crowd - we're diehard Fan Boys. #Pause.

But let me just say this: The movie is titled "Iron Man 3" NOT "The Chronicles of Tony Stark" so put on the gotdamn suit!

And I won't even touch the plot train wreck surrounding The Mandarin.

We got hosed, Tommy, we got hosed.

This debacle puts even more pressure on Man of Steel which is trying to recover from Superman Returns but if all else fails there is Pacific Rim...

Steve

Disclaimer: I am an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.