Monday, May 20, 2013

Miguel's Atomic Leg Drop: The Other Side of the Story

Just in case you missed the Billboard Music Awards, it was definitely a sight to see.  On a night where J Beibs tried his best to ignore the boos, it wasn't much of a surprise to see another performer totally upstage him and set the Internet on fire.  So just in case you missed Miguel's atomic leg drop on an unsuspecting crowd filler, check the video below and enjoy my fictional commentary from her perspective:

Brunette:  Girl, this concert is so way hot.  Who would have thought we'd be right here in the middle of everything!

Husky Blonde:  I hate this #@$^ with her fine petite ass and slinky dress.  Bet I won't tell her Miguel is powering up and bout to come off the turnbuckle on her ass...

Brunette:  Girl, we should totally pick up some hot guys after this show.  They totally think we have money and don't realize we got in because I'm hot and they put all the eye candy down front at these shows.

Husky Blonde:  In 3...2... Girl, turn around and look behind us...the camera is right on you!

Stage Director:  [Into Miguel's earpiece] Man, don't pull that #@$^ again that you did in Omaha!


[lift off]

[Que sound effect]  Whackup!!!

Stage Director:  Damnit don't listen to #$%&!!!!  I give up...whats the point!  He don't listen to nobody!  I'm out [throws headset into corner].  Even Prince knows them heels don't have no grip on this damn stage!

Husky Blonde:  [Grabs Miguel and with her Kevin Hart Voice] Sssssssssssomebody had to go!

All jokes aside, I do hope this young lady is in good health.  She could have really sustained a very nasty neck or spine injury based on the three dozen slow-motion replays I've watched.  


Disclaimer: Steve is an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.

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