Monday, May 9, 2016

Movie Review: Captain America - Civil War

Captain America: Civil War can be pretty much summed up like this:
Tony Stark in Captain America: Civil War
And you thought breaking up with your clingy, stalkerish, Siamese wannabe ex was hard? That has nothing on the implosion of a bromance! If the lead roles were women living in Downtown Manhattan then this would have been a romantic comedy. With mud wrestling.

Then of course there was Black Panther whose 2nd only to Blade as the most important Black comicbook movie superhero*. Spawn is #3 if you were wondering.

So while Tony and Cap were cat fighting their differences out, Marvel was righting the wrongs of the Sony/Spiderman rights to the eekage of fan boys everywhere.

Too bad Tony and Cap couldn't work it out for a happy ending.

*The original rated-R comic book movie success. Sorry, not sorry, Deadpool.

Disclaimer: Steve is an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.

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