2016 was the year of Trap Music...or is it Mumble Rap now? Any who, Gucci was out of jail, 21 Savage was stunting on his ex b*tch, and sending an unsolicited Friend Request to just ONE woman living in Georgia entitled you to boast having "broads in Atlanta". To everyone that says Rap/Hip Hop has lost its way, I'm here to tell you that you aren't looking (listening?) hard enough.
If I had to choose between the most anticipated Netflix offerings of 2016: A) Dare Devil Season 2, B) Luke Cage Season 1, and C) The Get Down then I choose D. Create the G-Child? No! Voltron's reboot on Netflix. By the way, if you missed the reference then you're not cool enough for this blog. Oh, don't go Googling now!
I hope you 'laughed now' because a lot of people were crying later in the year. Here's to one of 2016's biggest smiles before, well, you know...
Yeah, who thought that we'd be on the verge on living this, eh? Somewhere in middle-bum-f*ck-Egypt America there's a grown ass man eating Cheetos in soiled tighty whiteys with his sweaty thighs and arms sticking to a bean bag chair and thinking to himself, "Called it."
|Cousin Stizz - Monda|
I'm embarrassed to tell you how much I love this tape because it's encroaching on d*ckriding territory. But trust me, I'm nowhere near the d*ckriding status (or as annoying) as J. Cole fans.
Disclaimer: Steve is an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.