Sunday, March 31, 2013

Spoof Review: G.I. JOE - RETALIATION

I just can't do it. No review. My birth year will not let me talk $h!t about this movie but it had too many wrongs and not enough rights. Just 1 right to be exact which was correcting the continuity issue of G.I. Joe: The Movie c. 1987. Otherwise, my youthful and grandiose expectations for Retaliation were just too high to meet. Ok, 2 rights. I got to see my favorite Joe, Roadblock (Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson), kick ass for 2 hours 30 minutes but between the RZA succeeding the Hard Master (Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow's mentor) and the 90 min of lull in the middle of the movie #iCant.

There is redemption though!

Yes. That is Cobra Sentry Optimus Prime with Baroness and Cobra Autobots!

So whatdayasay, Michael Bay? Any chance in 2014???


Disclaimer: I am an employee of Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner, however the views expressed in this post are of my own.

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